when u cum before u get to ur favorite part of the video
when ur carrying 2 plastic bags and both of them break at the same time
i’m not sure what just happened but it feels in balance….
stuck in backed up traffic and seeing someone drive by on the opposite end of the highway (via tyrannosauruseric)
plot twist: JK rowling writes a series on voldemorts point of view
"i looked in the mirror and cried. i look like an egg"
I love how girls are so chill like yea touch my boobs wanna snuggle heck yes but two guys will bump into eachother and be like woA NO HOMO MAN.
i’ve never seen police throw tear gas or shoot rubber bullets at Westboro Baptist protestors.
I’VE WAITED 8734 YEARS FOR THIS GIFSET
IT TOOK ME 11 YEARS TO REALIZE HE WAS SAYING “TABLE FOR HOW MANY”
i wasted my last bagel my life is over
Just get some bread and cut out a circle
i have never been so offended in my entire life