my greatest dream is to swim in an ocean of orange soda. it is a fanta sea.
My brother saved this document and everytime he gets angry at our neighbours for being loud he prints it to their wireless printer and you can hear the wife shout “Why the fuck would you print this AGAIN?!” to her son.
in 2014, its going to be 100 years since WWI began
how long until it ends? fuck this war
What’s in that toast lady mama
if I had to contact like….my 6th grade self, it would go somewhat like this.
Why don’t you build something, like he does? Instead of all your empty deals; they’re just like your fuckin’ science oven. You know, I read that it takes all of the nutrition out of our food! It’s empty, just like your deals. Empty! Empty!
"Dude, how are you going to watch all of those episodes in a week?"
"But that’s not good for you—"
if this isn’t on your blog i think i’m going to have a problem with you.
its a 3 stage evolutionary line and theyre gonna be based on
tiny fluffball stage
majestic fluffball stage